Free slurpees!

That’s right, our favorite finely-ground-slush-ice-chunk drink is, for one very blessed day, offered Free at 7/11’s around Denver and beyond.

Stroll into a local 7/11 and pick up your complimentary 7.11 ounce slush fest and get your summer on.

Why isn’t this a national holiday? The tears well up in my eyes just thinking about the delicious rush of Wild Cherry or Monster Ice or whatever that green-tie-in-mess-that-features-the-Hulk-glaring-at-me-from-the-machine-and-making-me-uncomfortable-about-my-beverage-choices flavor.

But don’t let the Hulk’s eyes of judgement stop you from enjoying one of the great sticky joys of summer.