Office workers, it’s time to toss those khaki balloon seat pants to the floor for one blessed night, bust out the Elmer’s glue and give yourself a makeshift mohawk (remnants of which shall remain even through your morning shower, making your boss give you funny looks and your cubicle-mate to wonder secretly if you have some sort of scalp condition…)

Get yourself over to the Oriental Theatre, for it is Punk Rock night!

You don’t have to fit into this narrowly defined stereotype I’ve defined above, I’m sure.

PBR’s are $2, as are well drinks.