So, my birthday (known to me and really me only as Megsmas) is coming up. It’s October 4, just close enough that I really should have thought of something by now.

I do this every year- extravagant plans in my little brain combine with my crippling procrastination, and I end up forgetting to plan anything until the Day itself, culminating with me frantically calling friends and eventually drinking at some bar.

So this year, internet, want to hep me get a (slight) start on my planning? Or at least amp up the usual routine of forgetting until the day and then panicking.

I know, this is a pretty selfish little post, but it’s your chance to shine, readers, and of course you’re ALL invited to whatever brilliant thing is thought up!

Some notes that might be helpful in your brilliant plans, not that they have to be included in any way:
*I love drag queens and secretly want to be one.
*I am a nerd
*Funding may be limited.
*Dancing is the greatest, although I look like a trout flopping around out of water when I do it. I still dance with all my uncoordinated heart.
*I am not adverse to making a total fool of myself in public. Nor are most of my friends.