You heard me right. I just spoke to an election insider and he said estimated time to get through the ballot in Colorado is TWENTY MINUTES.

Big problem.

Solution: mail in ballot. Click this link to get a Colorado mail in ballot.

Even if you think 20 minutes isn’t bad, when you see the inevitably horribly long lines this monster ballot will cause you’ll be wishing you could  row the ballot in. From Quebec.

If you’re not registered to vote, click this link to register.

Trust me, mail in ballots are the bee’s knees. I lived in Seattle for almost 8 years, and everybody there gets one. They rule. You can sit down and figure out which boxes to check.

Now I don’t want to get too partisan here, but this long ballot — longest in almost 100 years and longest of all 50 states — will deter young people from voting and tilt the Colorado result toward the candidate who I won’t mention his name who is a bumbling, insane senile lover of war and killing. (And he has his downsides too.)

Get the word out. Get a mail in ballot. I am.