“Passing out and swearing on St. Patrick’s Day. Is nothing sacred?”
–Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock

Ah, yes, it’s another fine holiday upon us! Boozing and the wearing of the green all come to a head tonight (have you noticed people celebrating St. Paddy’s earlier and earlier each year?) with plenty to drink and do.

Instead of the normal hitting-of-the-faux-pub place with their Guinness signs whimsically hanging from darkened aged wood and shamrocks infesting the walls, why not try something a little more naughty?

Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret is hosting their St. Patrick’s Day Burlesque Bash tonight. It’s an Irish-centric strip-tacular with drink specials, prize give-a-ways and other fun.

The show starts at 7:30 and costs only $10.

Oh, and on a note not related to people doffing their clothes or drinking until all that green beer causes highly unnatural results, go over to City O City (13th and Sherman) and give the server Neal a very happy birthday wish. Tell him he is old.