Holy jim jam! I did something I didn’t expect, what with all the time I spend in a dark, cavernous basement lair typing on these internets: I joined a competitive sports league that will force me to breath actual, outside air.

Yes, captain Brandi of Ocean of Pain kindly offered to let me join her kickball team, and, between drags on my cigarette, I said yes. I am excited, but my lungs are nervous.

Anyway, the season for the Denver Kickball Coalition will be starting up soon, with some pickup games running the next few weeks to get all of us boozebags into kicking shape.

Check out the tentative schedule:
Pre-Season: April 12/ 19 / 26

Opening Day: May 3

Regular Play:

- May 10 / 17 / 31

(Memorial Day off)

- June 7 / 14 / 21

- July 5 / 12 / 19 / 26

- August 2 / 9….

All Star Game: June 28

Playoffs: August 16

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Oh yes, and I’ve decided that I think my kickball nickname shall be “TruckNutz,” so that the internets shall never be far away, even if I am outside in the awful fresh air.

But for reals, I’m pretty excited about this game- so get in on the action, Denverites!