Why heavens, good sir! I dare say, it is high time to change out of those frightfully sweaty athletic socks and into a fine frock for an evening of sophisticated revelry at the Denver Kickball Coalition’s Kick Ball Sunday night (Aug. 30) at the Hi-Dive from 9 PM.

Yes, we all had our moments of glory and failure out there on the old sporting field, but now it is time to move on to classier things.

Join the DKBC for a last hurrah at the Ball. Wear your fanciest garments and celebrate the end of a good season (requisite with film footage shot during the season) and drink heartily with other DKBC fanatics.

I could send you an engraved invitation, which your butler shall no doubt deliver forthwith, but instead, heed this missive: It’s Free, suckers! So come on!